Sunday 30 March 2008

Snakes in the Sand (Sat 29 - Sun 30 March 2008)


Making the effort to do at least some exercise, I am trying to take an early walk down the beach each morning before it gets too hot. The heatwave here continues and by midday it’s hitting 38 degrees still and humid. Even people who up until now have been lying out in it all day (not me…) are taking to the sun umbrellas by 11 am. It’s a nice walk along the beach which is a long crescent of white sand with blue sea and a thin strip of white surf, and since the sea has calmed down a lot (although it still has its rough days) the rubbish that was being washed up has disappeared and it’s now nice and clean. The bars and restaurants that line the beach are set well back so the beach is quite wide and clear and in the early morning relatively peaceful. There is the odd dog – they do seem to take great care of their dogs here, and there are loads around that are dyed in various colours (see pic), lots of tiny fashionable lapdogs, and it’s quite funny watching the slightly bigger dogs riding on the mopeds with their owners, their feet planted on the seat in front of the driver and their front paws on the handlebars. Even some lone dogs on the beach who look in less good condition than the pampered pooches of the town all sport collars, so are obviously owned and cared for by someone. Yesterday though, a British/Russian war nearly began at the pool. There was a large Labrador type dog wandering about, and a party of 4 loud Russian men decided to throw it in the pool – you can imagine the Brits reaction – they were more concerned about the dog (no problem I’m sure, they all seem to swim in the sea anyway), but my concern was the germs that said mangy dog was now transferring to the pool – that together with a rather large number of children in there (some in nappies) has now made it completely out of bounds for me! So I thought that the odd loose dog, some big frogs, geeko’s and the local mozzies were my major wildlife concern here, until my morning beach walk. In the near distance I could see some rather odd behaviour as a Thai waiter from one of the beachside hotels was waving a large stick in the air – very strange and out of character for the normally placid Thai’s, until he waved it particularly vigorously and a rather large sand coloured snake flew through the air and landed about 30 metres from me and continued to wriggle along in the sand. Another waiter joined him with a brush and after a few minutes they managed to trap it under the stick. At that point I skirted very widely around them and walked briskly away. Not sure if it’s a common occurrence, but as you can imagine, I now walk particularly carefully through the beautifully planted hotel grounds and am on constant snake watch as I sit in the evening warmth on my terrace. Today is Sunday, and I treat myself, as a true Brit abroad, to a Sunday dinner in the Churchill Pub – actually not a pub but a bar/restaurant. I had roast lamb with all the trimmings and especially enjoyed the carrots, peas, broccoli and cabbage, which I haven’t seen much of on my travels, and of course some rather good roast potatoes. The trimmings were interesting, covering all bases – mint sauce, Yorkshire pudding, stuffing and gravy. I really love Thai food, but sometimes only a roast will do! Snakes notwithstanding, I will need a longer beach walk tomorrow to work it all off. The parade of people here also changes on a regular basis and my new next door neighbour is one of a group of 4 older Israeli guys here for a week. My neighbour is a stage set designer, now retired, but for some years worked in Covent Garden when Margot Fonteyn and Rudolf Nureyev were performing. He has just stopped by to chat again (think I’ve pulled!) and he was telling me about his hobby of working with a group of people who restore ancient tractors and they have the largest collection in the world. I have learned that Porsche also were a tractor manufacturer at one time – amazing the education you get whilst travelling!

Thursday 27 March 2008

Surf's up in Samui (Tues 25 - Thurs 27 March 2008)

Now the Easter holiday is over (and I am still Easter eggless unfortunately), I am back to work…. well, all that means for me is leaving Lamai beach and finding my way to Chaweng, the main resort area on the island, a tuk tuk ride away. I must say I am getting good at this bargaining business, they routinely ask for 100 bahts for any trip, but I manage to pay 50 0r 60 (62 Bahts is £1), a small triumph I know, but as a poor pensioner every penny counts….. The ride to Chaweng is over the headland that separates it from Lamai where I am staying and it’s a beautiful drive with views of the sea from the cliff top road on one side and huge coconut groves on the other – but the drivers are a bit mad so it becomes something of a white knuckle journey, and fairground rides were never my favourite. Chaweng is a long sandy bay about twice the length of Lamai but there is something “worn out” about it, it almost looks stuck in a 60's time warp and needs a good sort out. Hard to describe, but it just looks a bit scruffy with tatty looking hotels lining the beach and lots of beach restaurants. The surf is back up here after a couple of calm days, so perhaps that had something to do with it – the beach is full of all sorts of flotsam and jetsam that is being washed up by the high seas. But people were actually surfing. The road behind the beach is about 2kms of shopping, and unlike Lamai, there are quite a few “proper” shops – a Boots store every 200 metres, a couple of Starbucks, Timberland, Haagen Daz, Baskin’ Robbins and of course McDonalds and Burger King. And Carole, if you are speaking to Kathy Cartwright, tell her whoever is doing the training here for Boots is doing a great job! In Boots No 1, I was link sold to by the girl suggesting aftersun to go with my Soltan, and in Boots No 2, I ended up buying 2 Boots own brand things to qualify for a rather good PWP after being told about it by the assistant (luckily, as the promotional notice was in Thai), so I would otherwise not have known! I was very impressed. And it’s also good to see that the top couture houses have chosen Chaweng as a launch pad for their Spring accessory ranges – forget the handbags, now we have flip flops, bikini’s, cloth headbands and Alice bands all by Louis and Chanel – poor Coco must be turning in her grave as we speak! The shopping is basically the same as at Lamai – same, same and not a lot different, t shirts, watches, bags, sarongs but it’s still amazing that every so often I really feel in need of some retail therapy, so comb the shops and stalls looking for something nice – luckily I don’t find it – I really can’t carry it, and as it is, even though I’m still convinced I haven’t bought a thing, I will have to send another box home from here… I did actually buy a watch - I managed to drop mine on a tiled floor weeks ago, and even the local fixers here couldn't mend it, so have invested a fiver in a new one, but I did resist the obviously real Louis Vuitton one with diamonds, silver, gold and a bright pink face. I realised that I hadn't had a working watch for weeks, something that I couldn't have done without at home for a day - how times change... It’s nice when I get back to Lamai beach, I know I chose to stay in the right place, and the beach is much nicer. There’s a bit of life (in fact as I sit on my terrace writing this at 11pm, I can hear some rather amusing but bad karaoke from the bar across the road). And the fireworks continue to blast away. It sounds like everyone’s having a great time. But Lamai overall is peaceful but with lots to see as you wander about. There are still a lot of Thai/Western “couples” about and I am still amazed at the number of really young Western men who are a part of them – I always assumed it was always older men… But my cynicism is misplaced in a few cases. There are two separate older Brit couples here who are visiting their sons, both married to Thai girls who now have young families. Having siad that, you don't see any western women with Thai husbands.... It’s also quite warm here, yesterday it was 38 degrees, and even the locals are complaining about the heat, but I’m not, just like the local McD’s, I’m lovin’ it!

Saturday 22 March 2008

Full Moon, Fireworks and Foam Parties (Fri 21 March 2008)


Tonight is a big night in Thailand – Full Moon with Full Moon parties everywhere. The official explanation is:
“In the ancient days, the moon and the sun were worshipped as harbingers of things to come. This veneration increased during a full moon. Celebrations were held to mark its occurrence. Wine flowed endlessly. Virgins were sometimes sacrificed to appease the gods. There was dancing accompanied by music emanating from primitive instruments.”
From what I can hear the wine (beer), music and dancing are still happening but not sure about virgin sacrifices. But if I was a true traveller, I would have got the ferry to Kao Phangan with the 20,000 or so other people who go there each month for the party. I happily made do with a glass of wine at the beach – the sea has returned to the benign thing it should be and with not a cloud in the sky it was peaceful to look out at the reflection of the full moon in the calm, ink blue sea like it was in a mirror and listen to the quiet lapping of the small waves on the beach – until the fireworks go off! Fireworks seem a big thing here – most nights there are extremely loud bangs every so often – they are the loudest fireworks I have ever heard – and as people consume more beer as the evening wears on, the local guys on the beach are able to sell even more, so the bangs get more frequent… I have a feeling that tonight I will hear rather a lot! But if one goes astray and lands on you, you can always nip into the foam party (every Mon and Fri) at the Bauhaus bar on the main street, I’m sure that would sort you out!

A tuk tuk to Tesco's (Thurs 20 March 008)


It’s a bit of a “blog desert” at the moment, but blog after blog of I walked along the beach, I looked at the shops, I went to the night market and I had a nice Thai tea with a glass of wine for less than a fiver would be as tedious to write as it would be to read. But don’t get me wrong, the 3 weeks here are well planned and I am thoroughly enjoying it. Aeons ago when I was planning this trip (actually when Ant and I were at Railey beach in Krabi), the thought came of how nice it would be to be a beach bum for a month on a Thai beach – and that’s what I’m doing – just chillin’ out, reading and watching the ever changing world go by. But today I decided on a bit of action. Sightseeing is not a big thing here – the two main sights seem to be two big rocks shaped like male and female private parts – Grandmother and Grandfather rocks (perhaps that was the start of the sex trade here…!) and a dead monk on display who is still in the same sitting position as he was when he died 30 years ago – frankly in the sightseeing stakes, I feel they are scraping the barrel somewhat! So I went to Nathon, the main town on Koh Samui – I was actually heading for Chaweng Beach, the biggest resort area on the island, but during the day, transport is a little thin on the ground – this really is a “night” place. There are no little tuk tuk’s here, only “shared vans” (but they still call them tuk tuk’s…), a bit like the bemo’s in Bali. They are small pick up trucks that pick up and drop of as they go along. Apparently they can’t have real tuk tuk’s here as they would never get up the many hills. The two other options are expensive taxis or mototaxis – still not convinced of the safety of popping on the back of a motorbike without a crash helmet on these roads! I waited for a while till one came, but it was going to Nathon, not Chawneg (totally the opposite direction), so decided to go there instead – why not, Chaweng will still be there another day. Nathon, on the West coast (I am on the south East coast) is more of a workaday town – not so many tourists as at the beaches, but it is the home of the ferries that go off to the other islands. The shops there are hardware, tuk tuk repairs, general food stalls, pharmacies with none of the tourist tat you get everywhere else – and of course, Tesco’s! And this demonstrated the love they have for their Royal Family – at the door of Tesco was a condolence book for a Royal Princess who died recently. But even though there was a lot in Tesco the same as home, there was one significant difference, not an Easter Egg to be seen – shame really as I was really looking forward to treating myself to a Green & Blacks Organic Easter Egg… There are also 5 Boots stores on the island, but all centered on the tourist area of Chaweng, not here, so obviously a brand targeted at tourists, that was another disappointment, I wanted more Soltan! Mid afternoon in Nathon as the fishing boats come in, little stalls are set up selling the catch – the king prawns are the largest I have ever seen – like lobsters at home, and a lot also make it to Lamai – the restaurants all display their seafood at the front and you buy by weight. At least I find a tuk tuk going back to Lamai early evening – and it was a bit like one of those film spoofs “how many people can you get in a mini”. Luckily I was first on but as we waited as one of the ferries disgorged its passengers it got fuller and fuller – luggage was thrown on the top and people were squeezed in. I have decided that there is nothing here about “maximum passenger capacity” as whenever anyone flagged it down it stopped and yet another hot body was squeezed in – there were people hanging off the back like a streetcar in San Francisco for the 20kms journey. And at 60 baht (£1) a passenger, the driver was on to quite a nice little earner…

Friday 14 March 2008

Waves at the Wanta (Thurs 13 - Fri 14 March 2008)




I came to Koh Samui at this time of year for the sunny days and calm blue seas – a trademark of their dry season. Well at least it’s dry…. But really windy and the sea is anything but calm with huge waves rolling in on the back of the wind – even the infinity pool has waves and I think the beach could host a surfing championship. The sea colour is also more Liverpool than Lamai, as the rough seas are churning up the sand and it’s rather cloudy brown. I sat out tonight for a sundowner and my glass of wine was in danger of blowing over – unusual weather apparently but has been like it for about a month. But the little town/village of Lamai is one main and a few smaller little streets back from the beach and you don’t get the wind at all. Here you can get everything you would ever need from the myriad of little shops and night market – I was astonished to see so many Tiffany shops here – they must be genuine as all the jewellery was in those nice little turquoise pouches…. My main shop though was for books, the only thing it seems in short supply and took some searching out. The hotel has a library where people leave books they have read. So that was my first port of call this morning, but I had noticed very few Brits here – and the book selection confirmed it – if only I spoke Russian or German I would be fine…. I found two English language books out of about a hundred on offer. So off to search for a book exchange shop which I eventually found that had a huge choice so I won’t lack reading material. Out of the hotel there is more evidence of Brits – English Pubs (must go to the Churchill Pub for a Sunday roast – available every day of the week!) Perhaps the lack of English books just means that we sell ‘em on rather than leave them for others…. There is obviously also something of an Italian Mafia influence here too – I have found a fish and chip stall called “The Codfather” and a pet shop called “The Dogfather”. I can report that “The Codfather” does a great line in freshly cooked chips (real potatoes) and mushy peas which I had last night and very good they were too – real mushy peas – oh dear, what do they say about Brits abroad but at least I wasn’t downing pints of lager at the same time. It’s in an area with little bars – actually the whole town is full of little bars (Happy hour 2pm – 8pm in most, longest I’ve ever seen), and as I waited for my chips to cook (about 7.30pm) I noticed that the bars looked slightly overstaffed… lots of skimpily clad girls (well it is hot here…) and very few patrons, but I guess that may change as the night wears on. One had a strange centrepiece – it looked like a fireman’s pole…. It’s also nice to see such a lot of cross cultural romance. Lots of young Thai girls with both young and old Westerners, there must be something in the water to make this such a romantic place….. But for all its sleaze, Lamai seems a nice place. It’s a great place to wander in the evening with all the shops and stalls open, and with a “seaside” atmosphere. Price are ok too (just had dinner and a glass of wine for a fiver), but seem really high after Cambodia! The hotel is lovely and the restaurant very nice (see pics). Breakfast is very relaxing and not a buffet in sight – you order and it’s brought to you by a smartly clad waiter with decent coffee as you look out over the sea. I’m happy!

Wednesday 12 March 2008

Cambodian Karma and Koh Samui (Weds 12 March 2008)




When I got back to the FCC last night, my Barbie tuk tuk driver was still hanging about outside looking for a fare. So I decide to book his tuk tuk rather than a taxi for my airport journey. All was arranged, but I noticed an older driver having a stern word with him afterwards. I thought no more of it until 7 am this morning when the driver was waiting for me without his Barbie machine. He told me apologetically that his own tuk tuk had “broken down” last night, so his “friend” would drive me instead. But said “friend” was the older guy who appeared to be having a bit of a go at him last night. I wasn’t convinced, but too early to argue the toss and needing to get to the airport I agreed, but felt that the older guy had “pinched” my custom. So I was pleased when after about 5 minutes, we got a flat tyre. We were near a puncture repair stall (they are everywhere so I assume it happens frequently), and it cost him $3 for the repair – the whole fare was only $6, so I guess he made a loss on the trip. It serves him right – Karma in action! On to Koh Samui with Bangkok Air. A great airline, with lounges, and every flight you get food – the first flight of today from Phnom Penh to Bangkok was 55mins, and they served a delicious hot pork dish with wine, the lot! The second flight from Bangkok to Koh Samui was only 40 mins, but they still managed a lovely salad but unfortunately no wine! But as a brand, they are a bit confusing. The first flight was a Bangkok Airways flight, code shared with Siem Reap Air, and the plane was liveried “eidelweiss” – it looked like it could have been Austrian or Swiss, the pilots sounded like it and the lifejacket instructions on the back of the seats looked Germanic but wasn’t German if you know what I mean! The cabin crew were wearing Bangkok Airways uniforms, but Julie Andrews singing the rest of “The Sound of Music” wasn’t amongst them. Very odd. And then the flight to here was a Bangkok Airways, no codeshare, but in a Siem Reap Air plane. All very confusing. But arrived here on time to a great little airport – a series of huts, beautifully landscaped. The journey from the plane to the terminal is in little colourful roadtrains – great fun and very different from the huge new airport in Bangkok I had just left. Arrived at the hotel – the Lamai Wanta on Lamai beach. It seems a great find – simple, clean minimalist rooms in a few acres of grounds, with free wifi across the whole hotel. The beachfront area isn’t huge but it has a lovely infinity edge pool. The restaurant looks (and tastes, I ate there tonight) very stylish, and would not be out of place in a city design hotel. All for £22 a night – thanks Tripadvisor, I wouldn’t have found it otherwise.

A limousine back to old haunts (Tues 11 March 2008)


Old habits die hard and I decide to spoil myself yet again and take the Mekong Express Limousine Bus, rather than the ordinary stopping one with chickens, back to Phnom Penh. I make my way by tuk tuk through the quiet streets of Sihanoukville at 7am to the bus station (see pic), smaller obviously than Phnom Penh, but bustling with tea and coffee sellers in makeshift cafes with colourful plastic seats, their pots steaming away in the very slightly cooler morning air, various food stalls, beggars and people milling everywhere, tourists and locals alike. The buses here, as well as local, also go to the Thai Border as well as Phnom Penh. I find my bus – there are lot of different bus companies here in Cambodia, and I can now add the Mekong bus company to Paramount Angkor Express and Soraya Transport. For my $6US (about a 250kms journey) I get aircon, breakfast (bread rolls with unidentified pate type filling), cake with Vitamin C (!), a bottle of Mekong Express water (I hope not direct from the river….) and of course the refreshing towel. There is also a loo on board. And as well as the onboard entertainment in the form of the ever present karaoke, there was also a film about a chimp – a western film, but dubbed in Khmer, so I was sadly unable to follow the plot. The hostess, dressed in a uniform reminiscent of Singapore Airlines was also very informative. Just as the karaoke video quietened down and you were about to nod off, on she came again with information about the areas we were passing through – first a long speech in Khmer followed by the same in pidgin English. This was repeated several times as she (I assume) extolled the virtues of each area…. It was the express – the only one stop we made on National Route 4 was the one with the temple where all transport stops, every car, lorry or bus, to make an offering of bananas for a safe trip. Am pleased to say the offering worked and we arrive safely and exactly on time 4 hours later at the Riverside bus station. I feel like an old colonial hand now as I leap into my tuk tuk for the FCC, but when I answered the usual question from the driver “where are you from”, I was immediately offered “smoke, skunk” – I did my best British memsahib bit and refused his kind offer with pursed lips to show my disapproval. Perhaps Sihanoukville has rubbed off on me and I now look like a real backpacker. He was surprised – he obviously does a good trade with the English and tells me his English teacher smokes it all the time… his English was very good, so perhaps it helps his teacher do his job… On arrival at the FCC I am greeted with a huge smile from my Barbie pink tuk tuk driver of last time I was here – perhaps he’s been waiting in hope ever since…. Another lovely stylish room here at the FCC with a huge marble/stone bath and huge rain shower. Just hope the hot water is up to it. And on to Raffles Phnom Penh for a stylish farewell to Cambodia and a champagne cocktail in the rarified atmosphere of the Elephant Bar. Followed down the main street in my tuk tuk by an elephant, fitting as I was on my way to the Elephant Bar, he must have known! (see vid). Raffles really is another world, beautiful, but you could be anywhere in the world, totally isolated from the outside. And obviously not a tuk tuk kind of a place, it took me ages to find one to get back to the FCC – but when I do, we drive past a very small naked child playing with the rubbish in the dusty gutter – quite a way away I then see his mother who was sitting in what looks like her “home” with another small child. It was a platform of wood on the pavement with her few possessions surrounding her. It really brought home the gap between the rich and the poor here. I will remember so much else about Cambodia too – a society that has no coins, just notes, and mainly they are dollars (even the ATM’s give out dollars now) – riel notes are only used as “change” in small denominations. The great scenery, the history both ancient and modern, people cooking and selling all sorts of food on little charcoal stoves, the bus journeys on the manic roads, the miles of paddy fields. But the people seem lovely, and always friendly. And whilst the tuk tuk drivers and market stall holders are always up for the highest price they can get (and who can blame them), you still get the feeling that they are generally very honest. I bought some things from the Supermarket the other day and left a large bottle of water behind by mistake. 2 days on when I next went in, the girl beamed at me and told me she had been waiting for me to come back so she could give me my water. And while the 30p or so it cost was not a lot to me, it would have been a lot to her. I remain as charmed by Cambodia now as I was on Day One.

Monday 10 March 2008

Hannah from Heaven (Mon 10 March 2008)




OK, I know biblically it should be “manna from Heaven”, but the appearance last night of Hannah was, to me, nothing short of a miracle. Regular readers will know that for some weeks, I have been in search of the Holy Grail – somewhere to get my hair cut. I have seen many promising places, but on closer inspection have always declined. The one I found here was interesting and one up from those I had seen before in other places. The cold water to wash the hair was actually out of a hose attached to a tap rather than a bucket, but the used water just drained into a bigger bucket… An Asian girl was having hair extensions fixed into her alarmingly red just dyed hair and the smoke that was coming off her hair as the straighteners were applied was something of a concern. And the very common sight here of women “grooming” each other’s heads (polite speak for picking out the nits and lice) – both inside hairdressers and generally when they have a few leisure moments was more than enough to put me off any kind of communal hairbrush… So imagine my delight last night as I got talking to Hannah from Devon who is travelling for 4 months and working for a few weeks whilst she is here in the local dive shop. She is also off to Ko Samui in a couple of weeks where she is meeting her Royal Marine boyfriend and they are getting married at one of the posh resorts. But her real occupation is a hairdresser of 10 years’ experience. Her own hair was lovely and she was travelling with her scissors and hairdryer. So the appointment was made and today I sat out on my terrace having a really good cut and blow dry! I feel human gain. The added bonus is that she was able to confirm that there were no nits in sight. And talking of small creepy things when Amber left, she donated to me an electric rechargeable mozzie bat, so am now an expert at mozzie tennis! Shaped like a small tennis racquet, it has electric filaments instead of the usual strings and as you wave it around in the air, any insect that comes into contact with it gets immediately fried with a lightening blue flash. Really quite satisfying and they appear to be a bit of a craze over here. I first saw them in Siem Reap, and now the whole country seems to use them, so much better for the environment. But it has changed the sights and sounds of the night. Instead of the gentle sounds of geeko’s and frogs, all you can hear and see are the lightning flashes as more and more insects get zapped. See attached pic “anyone for tennis?”. This morning I took a walk along the beach again, a bit quieter as now it’s Monday. But I saw the guy going out to catch fish for lunch – the sea must be plentiful as he just takes out a bucket with holes in the bottom and seems to sweep them up. How fresh, I thought – but then realised that he was very near the shore and very near a rather brown stream of cloudy unidentifiable water that was meandering its way into the sea just where he was landing his catch (see pic). No wonder people report in sick after eating beach food – I understand all the washing up is done in the same seawater, which I guess also contains other interesting items from the thousands of swimmers and boats in there every day…. So tonight is my last night this time in Sihanoukville and I have really enjoyed it. It's been very relaxed, I have met some really interesting people (including the Brit pimp who was here tonight). I have celebrated by having fish and chips with real malt vinegar at the bar (on the house!) and a couple of glasses of good wine. Sihanoukville may not be everyone's taste, very backpackery, lots of rubbish and a lot of building but there is something about the place which is really endearing. I just hope it hasn't changed too much when I come back next year.

One good turn deserves another (Sun 9 March 2008)

Gilly no mates again today as both Josh and Amber have gone on their separate ways to Phnom Penh and then home. So another chillin’ out day for me. Wifi has been out at the hotel (really frustrating as you think it’s you….) So tonight after collecting yet more laundry (another 2kg load for the princely sum of 80p…), I go to the little internet shop a couple of doors down to Skype home. It’s a great place with real added service. A daytime picture of it is attached. It’s dusk when I sit down outside (they thread the wire through the window so I connect my own laptop), not something that would have been possible over the last few nights as there has been torrential rain and thunderstorms each evening going on for hours. But with dusk come the mozzies, so they pop out and offer you a free mozzie spray just in case (and bear in mind this is only costing 50p an hour anyway). And then they thread more wires all over the place so that there is a cooling fan on you too. But it’s not all luxury – the outside bit is a sort of alleyway with a lovely line in purple plastic chairs and I realised that those black things scuttling around were probably cockroaches and the odd smell wafting every so often was the sewer I was sitting on top of…. At one point I thought my bag moved (it was on the floor). I checked and it wasn’t the vibration of my mobile phone, and at that time the only other things moving were those little black scuttling things…. And then a rather mangy looking cat appeared on the table a few feet away, and was showing interest in the plastic bag there – he started chewing at it and then decided to carry it away past me and it smelt awful. But as one good turn (mozzie spray and fan) deserves another, I pop my head into the shop to tell them that the cat was making off with their shopping. The girl was really grateful as she rescued her dinner for that night – half cat chewed dried fish. She is really friendly, but luckily enough not quite so friendly to offer to share her dinner!

Pimps, pole dancing and paper (Fri 7 March - Sat 8 March 2008)

Hanging out in the bar one lunchtime over a spot of noodles with my pals Amber and Josh and Zak the manager, another guy who was using is laptop joined our conversation. He is an ex cabbie from London who sold up came over here 8 months ago. As is usual, one politely asks what he does and he surprises us all by talking about his bar, how well it is doing, and then sums up his role as “a pimp who runs a bar”. He proudly tells us that he runs a very good bar, he brought 5 girls up from Phnom Penh, paid for their transport and board and lodging for two days so they could decide if they wanted to stay (they all did apparently). He pays them $50 a month (average salary is around $35 - $40) and if they want to make “private arrangements” with the customers then he doesn’t object…. He then goes on to say he really likes it here – he has spent years in Pattaya and Phuket in Thailand and, as he put it, “availing himself of the services there” and says they are now really awful, all the girly bars have ruined those places. I assume he failed to grasp the irony of his words as he helps this place to go the same way…. He did go on to say how his bar and restaurant are really clean, but somehow, I didn’t see myself booking a table for that evening! On Friday evenings here at this hotel they run a sort of “culture show”. It’s by a charity called M’Long and it rescues and trains street children. Part of what they do is to try to keep some of the culture alive and this simple show is part of that, and a hat is passed around at the end for contributions to the charity. The dancers in the show are all teenagers and they do a series of dances that they have learned in traditional costumes that they have made in the sewing training classes. One of the dances on the programme was a pole dance, and after the conversation of earlier in the day, I was a little concerned as to what life skills these kids were being taught… But I needn’t have worried, it was the traditional dance of stepping quickly between bamboo poles on the ground which are moved in rhythm by other dancers. The bar and restaurant area where it takes place is part outdoors and in the middle of the show the heavens opened. But they carried on and at the end of the show they do some rather impressive cartwheels and some more modern street dancing. By that time they were in about 2 inches of water and gradually getting wetter and wetter, the splashes on the audience getting bigger and bigger, but with huge grins on their faces, they were having fun! I think their hat collection that night would have been bigger than usual. Now onto paper – I have noticed that this is not a very automated place. Every time you order something in the bar or restaurant it is carefully written down in English and the paper tucked away. To pay your bill at the end all the bits of curling paper are added together on a huge calculator, but how they manage stock control from this I will never know. When I signed for lunch the other day, it said I had eaten “fried ingredient”. But in some cases this is not as easy. One evening I called into another Western managed small hotel to check it out and ordered a glass of wine. Even though I was paying cash, it still had to be written down, the only problem being the barman couldn’t write English. So through hand signals I was asked by the barman to write out my own “docket” ….. trusting souls….. And when you drop your laundry in there’s no such thing as a receipt – paper or otherwise – you just go back to the stall and point to the pile that is yours. The sad thing is, I’ve always got mine back – obviously my collection of clothes isn’t that desirable!

Thursday 6 March 2008

Singles in the rain (Thurs 6 March 2008)

Even though this is still the dry season, today has been a taste of what it may be like in the wet – big rain last night and long periods of really heavy rain today, but much needed as the reservoir here is nearly empty and with 2 months to go before the wet season should officially arrive, it was getting to be a concern locally. Not a problem in this hotel as they have their own well, but for the town it could be a real issue, and another thing they need to get sorted before taking in many more tourists. And there are lots of flashes in the sky tonight, could be lightening, or could just be people taking flash photos…. So a day to stay around the hotel and catch up on reading under the sheltered terrace, and it became a day for singles to stick together! There’s a French guy on his own we got chatting to briefly, but not too much as his English isn’t great and he appears a bit shy. And of course toyboy Josh was around on and off, but is suffering with food poisoning and is on the Cipro’s, and Amber who is an Asian American from San Francisco. She is really interesting, and is here for the 100 day ceremony following the death of her grandfather. Her family were split during the Khmer Rouge time, with some staying here including her grandfather, but her part of the family escaping to Vietnam where she was born and then on to the States when she was five, helped by her mother working for the American Embassy. She is an all American girl, working in insurance after having studied at Berkeley. But her older half brother who was very wealthy before it was all taken away, still has his family here. I met him yesterday with his two young children who came to the hotel to visit. They have very different lives, the kids for example were so excited to splash about in the pool, as their normal life is a simple one in the Cambodian countryside in which swimming pools don’t feature. But she is not happy being here at all, she says it is so different from Vietnam that she has visited a lot and is having difficulty managing the lack of hygiene (not in the hotel), but she was suffering yesterday after eating ice cream outside, and the bugs aren’t helping. And she bought some sun tan lotion when here, and it was only after she got sunburnt did she realise it was fake….. And the whole Cambodian girls with Western men thing and the fact that she noticed Viagra on sale in the local supermarket haven’t helped – all in all she is not having a great time! She is desperately trying to get an earlier flight out. But my experience of this country is a much happier one. And I met a Cambodian Dyl today. As I went into the restaurant area for a bit of lunch, I saw the back of a doggy, sitting in that Dyl pose as his owners were eating lunch – you know the one where he is watching with that quizzical look and resenting every mouthful that isn’t coming his way! He was actually a cross of golden cocker spaniel with a Cavalier spaniel so when I saw his face it was different, but the body and movements were Dyl to a “T”! Aaaaaah.

Wednesday 5 March 2008

A Toyboy and his Mum (Mon 3 March 2008)

Yet another domestic start today – taking in the laundry – I dropped off 2kgs (quite a lot) for the princely sum of 80p (when I collected it tonight, it was really good). And then a tuk tuk downtown, almost causing a fight as two tuk tuk drivers argued over the right to take my 2US$, business must really be slow. Sihanoukville is actually quite sprawling, and there are three distinct areas, with the famous Golden Lions Traffic Circle at the centre – all areas seem to radiate from here. This is a huge roundabout, continuously busy with bikes and tuk tuks, in the centre of which are a huge pair of (looking as if they are mating…..) Golden Lions – bizarre, I still haven’t found any info on why they are there why they chose such a peculiar centrepiece! The areas are one near the main beaches where I am staying, which is a great location, Victory Beach and the port, another, smaller tourist area and Downtown where the market area is. I had gone to Downtown in search of a wifi card, as the hotel still doesn’t have any, and found one at the Caltex Petrol Station. It looked a bit old, and I just hoped it wasn’t yet another fake, but no, it works fine. The market is just stalls on the side of a few roads (the original market area was destroyed recently, and the new one is still being constructed). It was same, same and not much different, just like the logo on the t shirts you see a lot of. Bad fake handbags and watches together with fruit, veg, flyblown meat and a few cheap clothes stalls. I was still in search of some conditioner, so at the “toiletry stall” I tried to explain that I wanted hair conditioner – try doing that in hand signals when you have no Khmer to someone who speaks absolutely no English, it’s quite good fun and from here on in I think I may be quite an expert at charades, and it made both me and the girl at the stall laugh a lot! But eventually a bottle of dusty Pantene conditioner was unearthed and I bought it gladly. I then walked back to the hotel, a distance of about 2.5kms. At night, the town is really pretty, lots of coloured lights on the trees, lots of life, a bit noisy, but buzzing, and you don’t notice the vacant lots where building is underway or about to begin. Walking through in the cold light of day in the morning, it really has the look of the morning after the night before – which is probably how a large proportion of its visitors feel most days. There was no one about, and it was very hot and humid, and you see the issue they seem to have with rubbish. I know at home we are protesting at the thought of two weekly rubbish collections, but here, I don’t think they have any. It’s everywhere and if they really want to get on the tourist map, something they need to address. Arriving back at the hotel, my lunch and beach mate Josh appeared, he was waiting to “hang out” again – still at a loose end as his mate is still so busy managing the hotel. So we walk down the dusty rubbish and concrete block strewn hill to Serendipity Beach – what a great name. A little quieter today as it’s Monday but not much. You get no peace, people offering manicures, pedicures, waxing, massage, bracelets, sarongs, food, fruit, but all done in a non pushy way, with charming Cambodian smiles. We stop at a different restaurant today, and were asked by the waitress if we were Mum and son – she looked a little confused when we said just friends! But I am quite enjoying the bemused glances as Mum and “toyboy” walk down the beach, I discover it’s good for my ego! I risk a bowl of noodles, and as they say in California, just hang out lounging on the sunbeds provided. Tonight I eat in the hotel – it’s really a nice place and there is a real mix of ages, nationalities and people, a comfortable place to be as I sit here writing this blog on my terrace a few feet from the pool in the warm night air.

Gourmet Ganja (Sun 2 March 2008)


Today is about discovering Sihanoukville, but first I need to sort my pressing domestic duties, and get all my blogs uploaded. The wireless internet cards still haven’t been delivered so am hopeful for tomorrow – perhaps it being the weekend was the problem, or perhaps it’s just “Cambodia time”. But this is a big backpacker town, so there are internet outlets everywhere. The one two doors down from the hotel is good and I can connect my own laptop via a cable too. I am getting quite friendly with the really nice young Cambodian girl who runs it. So I sit out and watch as the world goes by and upload my backlog of blogs in this backpacker town, feeling quite the traveller. But I did start the day with the biggest breakfast imaginable – I may have turned into one of those awful Brits abroad as I was thrilled to discover it included real Heinz baked beans (just hope they weren’t pirated as so much else here is!) and almost real white sliced bread. They also serve PG Tips, but less of an issue for me as I am more of a Nescafe girl. It’s so nice just to take time over a good breakfast that someone else has prepared, and that someone else will wash up for you too – think I’m getting lazy. But I’ll also be getting fat if I eat the “British Breakfast” every day – they also serve a huge fruit bowl with yoghurt, but somehow, it just doesn’t have the same appeal…. I meet Josh on the way out to the internet shop and he asks me if I want to “hang out” on the beach (well, he is Californian…) for a few hours - but don’t start buying the hat yet! His mate Zak, the new hotel manager, is so busy I think poor Josh is at a bit of a loose end. Although he is only about 30, ex USA military, with the most amazing six-pack you have ever seen…. I wonder what the local population thought as we wandered down the beach – and if anyone says taking granny for a walk, you will be in trouble! The road down to the beach is a sandy track, littered with boulders and bits of old concrete and about 200 metres from the Reef Resort, but lined with little resorts, bars, and even a couple of French Restaurants, all open air, really cheap and all look nice. Some small shops selling an eclectic mix of goods, one with second hand books, fake designer sunglasses, long life milk, Khmer scarves, batteries and a small selection of dusty antibiotics. There is also a big new hotel in the process of construction. But when you come across the beach, it is something else, I have never seen one quite like it. It must be a couple of kilometres long, and it is packed with even more bars and restaurants and in front of each are sunbeds, umbrellas, sofas, chairs, tables. The sand is actually quite a nice colour, but there’s so much “furniture” on it, you can’t see much of it at all. And a real riot of colour that just goes on and on and on. As it’s Sunday there are a lot of local people wandering up and down, they all in nice shirts and smart trousers, with all the Westerners lounging about in a state of undress drinking beer. There are loads of local youngsters playing about in the water on huge black inner tubes. And there are the usual banana boats, as well as those water bikes that were weaving in and out of the kids playing in the water – Health & Safety doesn’t look too hot here…. And rubbish everywhere, but it has a great, lively atmosphere. There are people selling all kinds of food on the beach as well as in the restaurants. There are women selling huge langoustines the size of small lobsters (5 for 1US$), others with a pole over their shoulder with hot coals in a bucket at one end and squid in a bucket on the other ready to cook at your sunbed. Cold beer is really cheap at 75 US cents for a huge glass (even cheaper in happy hour later), such a pity I don’t like it. But we decide to stop at the restaurant proudly advertising “Gourmet Ganja”, pancakes, milkshakes or pizzas. On reading the menu, the section of pancakes, milkshakes and pizza is headed “Happy Meals” and I suddenly realise that when they say Ganja, they really mean it – I was amazed. But there was also a huge menu of what I suppose must be called “unhappy meals”. I opt for the pancake from that side of the menu with lemon juice and sugar, and I can report that it was decidedly “unhappy”! People watching on such a busy beach is great fun. There was one bar where everyone was dancing the “Macarena” - just getting big here…., thin, long haired travellers swatting up their Lonely Planet Cambodia (the more dog-eared, the more street cred), aging hippies (mainly patronising the Gourmet Ganja restaurant…), saffron clad monks sheltering from the sun under their umbrellas out taking a stroll, a few topless sunbathers (really rude as this is really frowned upon here, I hope they weren’t Brits), still some fat Western men “flirting” with lovely Cambodian girls (I understand the local translation of “you’re sooooo handsome” is actually “you’re sooooo rich”), people sleeping off buckets of “Mekong” (cheap Thai whiskey literally served in a small bucket with straws), badly disabled landmine victims begging with small children in tow, tourists bright red from too much sun which they will really regret later, it’s all here in an ever changing panorama and really entertaining. Now back up the hill to the hotel. I spot a small supermarket two doors down and pop in – and I actually find that elusive diet coke, but still no hair conditioner to be had, my hair looks more scarecrow like as the days go by. The booze is just so cheap – a litre bottle of Bacardi is only 7US$, no wonder it’s such a party town. Tonight I head again to the local internet shop. Big queues, mainly Brits, all Skypeing their Mum as it’s Mother’s Day – but no queue for me, I can just plug in and go with my trusty laptop and it’s lovely to actually see Mum as we talk. It’s so nice to sit outside rather than inside under the glare of those fluorescent tubes, but the noise from the busy bar next door was a bit of a distraction. I was chatting to the girl who runs the internet shop who was saying that whilst busy, they were all short sessions so she wasn’t taking much money. I made the observation that it was probably people making short Skype calls as it was Mother’s Day in the UK. There was a sharp intake of breath from a young British guy who asked me to clarify what I had just said. I did so, and he gratefully hurried to log on to Skype. His Mum will probably never know how close she was to not getting that all important phone call on Mother’s Day from her son all those miles away…

Sunday 2 March 2008

Sushi and Sake in Sihanoukville (Sat 1 March 2008)



Today started as “it’s not a G’day mate…” Let me explain. There is no direct bus route from Kep to Sihanoukville. The route is to make your way to Kampot, which I did by tuk tuk, 45mins of bone shaking again. The road at this time of day (8am) was much busier than when I came down a couple of days ago, busy little fruit and veg stalls along the side of the road and work in the fields being much more evident. Men and children pushing wooden ploughs pulled along by 2 oxen, women scattering seeds. Yet more children (those that can afford it) going to school. From Kampot I had booked the G’day Mate mini van, an Australian run concern, so I assumed, reliable. It promised me aircon, no mad overtaking, no blaring of horns, no karaoke and a seat all to myself. The other option, a shared taxi packs in so many people, that there are two on the front passenger seat and four in the back; this including the luggage makes for an uncomfortable 2 hour ride. So I wait patiently for said mini van on the lovely riverside at Kampot, but no sign. I call them to be told that the bus had broken, so wouldn’t run. The next one was at 4pm in the afternoon. So instead of sitting around all day, I splurge on a private taxi at $40 – a cheap price for home as it’s about 160 kms and 2 hours, but daylight robbery here where the average civil servant earns less than that in a month. But it was a seller’s market, so I went with it. He was actually a good driver with reasonable English, and I eventually arrive safely in Sihanoukville. The town started off as a port in the 50’s, but as the book says, it is now much more a beach than a port town, catering to weekenders from Phnom Penh as well as a steadily increasing number of foreign visitors. It’s much bigger than I expected, really lively with lots of different beaches. The rapidly expanding town hasn’t seen the benefit of good planning – it’s just built upwards and outwards in a ramshackle way. Small hotels and guest houses everywhere. It seems to cater for every type of visitor – loads of backpacker places up to a recently opened island hotel just off shore at $1,000 per night (leased and run by Russians as is a lot of the real estate). And there is even a free place on the beach – a dorm bed with showers for absolutely no dollars a night…. I arrive at the Reef Resort at lunchtime and it looks good – with their logo a rip off of the Rolls Royce logo – I hope the quality is the same! But there was no immediate room at the inn – a new manager called Zak (an American “light” from California, about 30) had taken over just that day and there was some booking confusion. Long story short, I just had to wait a few hours for it to be sorted, and people moved. But actually, it turned into a really enjoyable afternoon. The reception area, bar, restaurant, pool table, big tv are all in the open area at the front. So I was fed and watered for free. And I got chatting to Josh (another American “light” from California). I got to learn a little of their history – Zak has been living in Cambodia after years of travelling and has settled down with a Cambodian girl and they now have a 4 month old baby. He needed a better paid job, so has taken over running this place, with, I understand, no experience in hotel management. The hotel is currently No1 on Tripadvisor for Sihanoukville, so he will have his work cut out keeping that place, but he managed the room confusion well so am sure he will be fine. Josh is an old friend of his who currently manages an Irish bar in the red light district of Hamburg and who is visiting for a couple of weeks to see his mate – what different people you meet travelling around. In the middle of the afternoon, 3 burly South African’s walk in and ask for the TV to be turned to CTN, the local station. An unusual request for Westerners, so I assumed they really meant CNN and some big news was breaking. But no, they did mean the local station. It turns out that one of the guys has been in Phnom Penh for eight years teaching Khmer boxing, and has put together a reality TV series where 12 boxers go through a series of knockout challenges every week until finally there is only one winner. The winner gets a scooter and 1 million riels (about £125) so different from the rewards of reality TV at home. But I understand, more importantly they get food and lodging and I think he said $12 a week and good training during the 12 weeks. On the programme, they were interviewing the contestant’s relatives, filming them in their homes which were just the one room stilted shacks I have seen everywhere. An episode of his programme was on, and there he was on the TV! I also tried to sort the old wireless (these blogs are piling up), but no wireless cards had been delivered…. Finally I get in to my room, and it’s really nice (I am paying $40US a night including a big breakfast). A mini bar, tv, aircon and as far as I can see, joy of joys, no creatures, nor any holes for them to crawl through. The shower is a bit odd – like the ones in small Greek hotels which have no enclosure at all – the water just goes everywhere. But it was the best shower ever – loads of water and constant, even temperature – heaven! Refreshed, I go back out to find the internet café for a quick call to Mum, and meet Josh on the way. His poor mate Zak was still beavering away on this his first day of managing the place, so had to skip dinner with Josh who was now on his own. He asked if I fancied going to the new Sushi bar. So off we went in a tuk tuk and enjoyed quite good Sushi and Sake in Sihanoukville, not what I would have expected here. We get back to a heaving bar at the Reef Resort a couple of hours later – it seems to be the meeting point for people who have come over here, and just stayed. Charlie, a young Brit who has opened a business just down the road called Boom Boom selling MP3’s, another girl from Bolton who is doing a mix of volunteer work and paid work in a dive shop. An Ozzie bar manager and several others whose history I have yet to discover. And so to bed, like Cinderella at midnight, really late for me, but feeling at home already.

Last Day is Leap Day in Kep (Fri 29 Feb 2008)


Today I gain an extra day in my hols as it’s Leap Day – have been looking around for a man to propose to but no obvious candidates, guess I’ll just have to wait another 4 years! It’s my last day in Kep, tomorrow I move on to the vast metropolis of Sihanoukville. Whilst it has been nice here, am happy to be moving on, especially as I have had enough of my “back to nature room”. The thatched roof is very pretty, but real, and the gaps seem to let in whatever decides to visit…. There appears to be more creatures each night and the chorus of geeko noises and croaking seems very near, as I cower under my mozzie net for protection in the complete darkness! And as well as trying to find water in the shower – no pressure and either cold or scalding, and dodging the mozzies, am looking forward to a proper bathroom. Rural charm is all very well, but give me a sealed room and an indoor bathroom any day. I take a closer look in the seafood restaurants (see pic), think I am having shopping withdrawal and decide there must be something on offer. I can find whole fish and whole squid barbecued on bamboo sticks, bright orange pepper sauce in recycled water bottles which I have just watched them make in a huge vat and then ladle into said bottles, lots of booze; I especially noticed the 1 litre bottle of Gordon’s Yellow Label Gin, sporting the label “Singapore Duty Free” at a bargain $11. Soap is big here, lots of Lux, but shower gel and hair conditioner are scarce commodities anywhere here, and Kep is no exception. But there was a dusty display of various medicines, mostly looking like antibiotics, the edges of the foil packs curling in the heat. I also realise that as well as being restaurants, these are also the homes of the fishermen and people who run them. Ladders go up to small sleeping platforms, and hammocks are everywhere. Outside the women are sorting the catch recently brought in, and they separate the huge prawns from the tiny fish. Some of the prawns end up in a red liquid stored inside those big plastic sweet jars. I can only assume that the red liquid is some sort of preservative as the jars are displayed in the open in full sun with no refrigeration in sight. As I have to travel tomorrow, I decide against sampling one….

Kampot, the Cambodian Condiment Capital (Thurs 28 Feb 2008)





After two days of hanging about with my great Dutch friends, today I am Gilly no mates as they have gone back to Phnom Penh for a few days to shop before going home and back to work. So today , having had enough of “City” life – yes Kep is known as Kep City, but it can’t have more than 1000 inhabitants excluding the ten tourists I have counted (I was in the only occupied room in the hotel last night), I take a tuk tuk to the really big city, Kampot, some 25kms away. It’s an interesting drive, I learnt early on how to brace myself against the seat to stop from being hurled out at every pothole – and why was it that the driver had a crash helmet on, but I was left to my own fate… The tuk tuks here in Cambodia are different from those in Thailand. They are based on the caravan principle – but the towing vehicle is a motorbike and the trailer where you sit is either a two or four seater, two wheeled affair, quite open and generally very gaudily decorated; today I was in pink and red with a fetching gold trim …. But my favourites are the lorry version, a large trailer with two wheels but again being pulled only by a motorbike. There were loads on the road today carrying rice, wood or people – one I saw had at least 30 people hanging on. I also saw my record so far for the most people on a motorbike – there were six – five adults and one child without a crash helmet between them – perhaps they take up too much space. Another record for the oddest load was the motorbike with a tower of about twenty huge trays of eggs tied onto the back passenger seat whizzing along, overtaking my tuk tuk. The road to Kampot, which is slightly inland, is through the flat coastal plain with some densely wooded hills in the distance, the Elephant Mountains. The scenery is pure rural agriculture – but on a seemingly individual scale. Rice paddies surrounding small stilted houses, huge, fat, wobbly pink and black pigs rooting around in the rubbish and mud, and the thinnest cows I have ever seen tethered at each plot. Don’t know if it’s something to do with the dry season, but they were like slowly walking skeletons, with ribs and shoulder bones poking out. The simple wooden structures, each with a dug out, muddy, dank pool in front (not the swimming variety…) with children, ducks and chickens scampering about looked positively medieval. And every so often a shop, proudly displaying a small selection of dusty 1 litre 7 Up or Coke drinks – but then I realised these were the service stations (see pic) – selling tuk tuk fuel by the litre in these recycled drink bottles. The fashions along the way were interesting too – the outskirts of Kampot are a bit of a backwater area, with brown muddy streams and small boats, rather like a small fishing village as well as a building that looked like a mosque. A lot of the women here and in Kampot had their heads covered in the Islamic tradition. There were also more of the Khmer red and white checked scarves in use, but thankfully not partnered with the black pyjamas that were the uniform of the Khmer Rouge. But there are still big advertising posters with pictures (I guess literacy is generally low here) exhorting people to hand in their pistols, Kalashnikov rifles and hand grenades – must remember to do that soon. A few schools on the way with beautifully turned out kids on their bikes making their way – how on earth their shirts can be so white is beyond me – the water coming out of the tap is brown. I thought my Factor 20 was failing me and I was getting a tan, but realise it’s probably just the water leaving me that colour. Or it may be ineffective showering – the water pressure is not the power shower variety, and you either get scalded or have a cold one. As we neared Kampot, there was a big salt processing plant, and this together with the apparently famous Kampot peppers are an important part of the economy. I had eaten the peppers a couple of nights ago in the form of fried pepper crab, and unlike the black corns we are used to, these are often green, and fried together with the crab whilst still on their stalks – very peppery as you would imagine, but delicious, especially washed down with a glass of cold white wine, overlooking the sea at dusk… As we arrive in Kampot, shaken if not stirred, there is the largest elephant I have ever seen (bigger even than those at the Amber fort in India). It was huge. Not sure if it’s the time of year, but this one looked as anxious as the one I had seen in Phnom Penh, swaying a lot, but also with what appears to be tears streaming from its eyes. It looked like it was in “must”, and frankly, that’s a rather dangerous thing in an animal that large in the middle of a town. So I was relieved when we safely passed it… I was delivered to the internet shop – a necessity as the single internet terminal in Kep had broken – the keyboard was kaput, and not something they have a spare of, so all of a sudden, Kep was off the information superhighway. Kampot is a charming riverside town, full of run down and crumbling old French buildings that somehow escaped the destruction of the long war years. It’s a very quiet place, just a few dusty streets, and the pace of life (even though there’s a bit more of it) is every bit as slow as in Kep. The slow river meanders through, with no moving river traffic, and the mountains rise up on the other side, very restful. Two bridges span the river, one a rather old looking rusty one reminiscent in design of Sydney Harbour or the Tyne bridges on a much smaller scale, and one rather new modern one. I make my way to the market, and that was an experience in itself. Not another Western face to be seen. The big markets of Phnom Penh look like Harrods in comparison, and the overnight rain did little for the conditions underfoot which were like a muddy river. I walked through, using the rubbish as stepping stones, and discovered that, like Harrods, it appeared that you could buy anything. Food, live fish, fishing nets, hammocks, machetes, clothes, shoes, medicines, toiletries, pots, pans and colanders as well as the hair salons (again I wimp out and decide to wait till I find Toni & Guy!). Am also glad to see that P&G are doing their thing with Pert, Head and Shoulders and Pantene featuring largely, albeit in little sachets and not the huge bottles we are used to. But they haven’t quite got the hang of fakes yet, the bags were proudly displayed with the “Nyke” label. There were also some things in the food section that I couldn’t identify, but my questions went unanswered, unlike Kep where there are a few tourists, so there’s enough English about that, together with a few hand signals, you can get by. This was different. Any questions where met with blank stares, my fault as I know only one word of Khmer. The only one thing I found you couldn’t buy (and have not yet found it in Cambodia) is Diet Coke, or indeed Diet drinks of any kind. But I guess if your main preoccupation is getting enough calories in one day to keep you going, a diet drink is probably not high on the agenda, and I certainly haven’t seen anyone in need of a diet drink here. Some children regularly cycle 20kms each way each day to school. My purchases were few – some sachets of hair conditioner and a huge spray of insect killer. There were a few ants in the room and my request that they come and spray to remove them was met positively. But when they returned, the lovely floral design spray did look more like an air freshener, which it turns out, was exactly what it was, so now I still had ants as well as the most horrible air freshener smell permeating the room… But tonight, although by now antless (in more ways than one, I wish the real ant was here) I wish I had something even stronger – crawling across the floor was the biggest caterpillar type thing you can imagine…. That’s the problem with a rustic thatched bungalow however charming – unless it’s the kind I really prefer, i.e. one designed and run by a Leading Hotel of the World, hermetically sealed and sprayed to within an inch of its life, creatures are part of the experience. But at least here, a well tucked in mozzie net keeps me “safe” at night – not from mozzies, not too many of them, but from the geeko’s and other creatures that share my room and leave their calling card as small deposits on the floor next morning – lovely! Mid afternoon, I return from my $20 trip. I had overpaid according to the guys in at breakfast this morning, but in reality, for me it was a good deal, my own tuk tuk at my beck and call all day, covering 60kms and it seems churlish to argue over a few dollars when they are all fighting for a living. But my driver was not popular – when I returned, the hotel waiters were waiting, and even with my limited Khmer, I could see they were giving the driver a hard time - he took his $20 and sheepishly left.

Cool in Kep (Mon 25 Feb 2008)

Kep is little more than I had seen as I got off the bus – a dusty town square with a roundabout and the sea to one side. There are 2 hotels in the town, and a couple a bit of a way further down the seafront where mine is. Lining the seaside are colourful deckchairs – these are the restaurants apparently – you sit on a chair and they bring the restaurant to you – mainly crabs that are cooked any way you want, but no trade, all the little seats were empty. But I too resist those for the moment in my search for the internet. I find the only one internet terminal in the whole of Kep in the recently opened Star Inn, so patiently wait my turn to catch up on the very slow and consistently dropping Hotmail – so communication this week will be a little lacking, and all blog uploads will have to wait a few days. The local guidebook says that Sihanoukville, my next stop some 160kms away is like Thailand was 20 years ago – so not sure where that places Kep in the timeline of civilisation. But it’s nice to find a place so laid back. The only thing I can find for sale is the ubiquitous seafood, there aren’t even any little stalls selling t shirts, clothes or even tacky souvenirs. You can do a trip to Rabbit Island about half an hour away by local boat, but two things, my dislike of rough looking boats small boats in open sea and the fact that according to the Peace Corps guy, there is some malaria there, I decide against it. The town is littered with the ruins of the villas that were here in the town’s heyday in the 50’s when it was the place favoured by the glitterati of the time, before the Pol Pot and Khmer Rouge troubles started. They are everywhere, just ruins with gaping walls and overgrown with tropical foliage, still with the bullet holes evident. Some have been squatted in by locals, but most just left…. The King apparently still has a villa here, just out of town. The signs of development are here, a couple of them are being rebuilt, and one in the town – the Villa - is due to open next January, and looks like it will be a beautiful hotel, very stylish. This hotel, the Champey Inn is really pretty, with lots of tropical flowers particularly the ever present and fragrant frangipani, and as the Cambodian word for frangipani is “champey” it now makes sense. There are also a few animals – a dog that has just given birth to six puppies of indeterminate pedigree is proudly exhibited to me – they live in the garden just outside my room. And there is a white rabbit that runs around – perhaps I am Alice in Wonderland and not in Kep at all! There are generally a lot of dogs in the area, and in the late evening they all seem to howl together – perhaps they are really the Hounds of the Baskervilles. The hotel looks out over the big bay where all the fishing boats, bright turquoise and reminiscent of the long tail boats in Thailand, wait during the day. At the hotel I meet a great Dutch couple, Honika and Rudolph and during the rainy afternoon (not supposed to happen as this is the dry season) we share a bottle of not bad wine. They are a brother and sister travelling together for 5 weeks – he works in the Dutch Prison service and she in a psychiatric hospital. They are good fun with perfect English and we while away the afternoon. They have a great sense of humour and I really enjoy their travel tales of Laos and Cambodia. They were here last year and realised there was so much more to see so have come back again now – I understand exactly what they mean, and I will come back too. I join them for dinner at the seafood market just across the road where there must be ten shack type restaurants built on stilts over the sea, each looking grubbier than the last. They had already eaten in the first one and it was good so we patronise it again. Every type of seafood is on offer, and I try the crab and some of the huge prawns. I am writing this next day, so I survived the experience! The lighting in the restaurant is dim and you look out into the inky blackness where there are just one or two single lamps from the fishing boats in the far distance. The dark is really dark here, and the very short walk of about 100 metres is quite hard to see anything. But this dark, without the light pollution from any city has its benefits – the stars are amazing. In the Northern hemisphere I have never seen anything like them – the whole sky is littered like so many bright, sparkly diamonds.

4 US$ makes all the difference (Sun 24 Feb 2008)




Having booked my bus ticket earlier in the week as the only other way to get to Kep is a taxi, which is not recommended by the guidebooks who talk of kamikaze taxi drivers, I set off with some trepidation to the bus station by the Central Market, taken there by my trusty pink tuk tuk driver of yesterday. It’s certainly not Victoria Coach Station. It’s hot and dusty with people, tuk tuks, food sellers, newspaper sellers, cars, buses, boxes, whistles and bikes everywhere, but amidst the chaos I find my bus to Kep. There are buses going in every direction, inside Cambodia but also to Vietnam and Bangkok. But why does my bus have to be the scruffiest looking one in the station? The badly cracked windscreen was a bit of a worry, but at least it wasn’t on the driver’s side… I look longingly at the VIP buses going out (same as the one I travelled in from Siem Reap, about which I was so scathing). They now look like Rolls Royce’s – my bus seats are 4 across, grubby, no sign of a snack, onboard hostess or even a bottle of water. And I discover the airconditioning is basically leaving the door open as you whizz along. It could well be marketed as a mobile sauna. So that’s the difference between a $5 and a $9 ride – if only I had had the choice the extra $4 would gladly have been sacrificed! But a hell of a bargain as it’s about a 220km trip. I sit next to a young American guy who was going “home” to Kampot. He is halfway through a 2 year stint with the Peace Corps and is teaching English at a school. We bump along non stop for 2 hours to the pitstop, but as usual I do my camel impression and can avoid the “services”. After that the bus takes on more of a local nature and stops as and when people flag it down. There are no more seats left. People sit down in the aisle, including one old lady carrying a big covered box that was emitting chicken like noises. In the seat in front which had just been vacated was a young family. According to the Peace Corps guy, young Cambodian children are not used to travel and are always travel sick – this one was no exception, and it made me glad I had not eaten lunch. So after 4 hours (it seemed longer) I get off at Kep, wondering where was it… there was nothing here apart from a dusty bus stop and a few tuk tuk drivers with the sea to one side. But the tuk tuk driver had heard of the Champey Inn, so I negotiate my dollar and off we go. The hotel is lovely, simple, but lovely and is a few thatched bungalows set around a very clean looking pool a few yards from the sea. The outdoor bathroom (not one of my favourites) is clean and surprisingly stylish, and the bed is festooned with a mozzie net – but there is airconditioning too. Kep, one of the last bastions of the Khmer Rouge, is set in the National Park so it’s surrounded by very exotic greenery. The “town” is famous for its seafood and just down from the hotel is the seafood market where there are shack type restaurants. But that was too much of a challenge for night one so I go to the hotel restaurant – perhaps that is overstating it a little, it’s a few tables in an outdoor area that is bar, restaurant and reception, and no one else there. Looking forward to an Asian menu I was surprised to be presented with a full on French one so opted for the fish provencale. It was served with apologies in broken English – “sorry, we no have small” –and as well as the ubiquitous rice, was a full on fish, including head, tail and eyes about 18” long and flopping over the side of the plate. But with the help of a G&T (wine had run out) I manage some of it. These blogs may be delayed in appearing – technology isn’t big here. When I arrived, I asked about “wifi” and they proudly told me that they serve Sauvignon Blanc… But language problems resolved, it appears the internet (not sure if wifi or not at this stage) is a 15min walk away. But I guess that’s the least of their concerns, up until last year all electric power was generator only turned off at 11pm and still the nearest ATM is in Sihanoukville, some 2 hours away….

Barbie goes shopping (Sat 23 Feb 2008)



I felt like a Queen yet again with my personal driver and tuk tuk to the Russian Market and back – not sure the colours were too Royal though, I appeared to be the only person riding around Phnom Penh in the back of bright pink Barbiemobile tuk tuk. I spot some lovely old French villas on the way that at least survived the Pol Pot era. It’s a great market – hot, crowded, dark and the stalls really close together in places. Again selling everything you could imagine, with a section of “taylors” (sic) ready to run up anything you wanted too – but by the look of a pair of trousers one Westerner was trying for size, probably not up to Italian tailoring – perhaps they will look better when they’ve had a good press… And why do I always find myself in the meat section – probably as it’s always next to shoes. Great food area and I am also now something of an expert on tuk tuk spare parts as I managed to get lost for a while in that dept. But they’re not that technical – most fuel tanks of the tuk tuks appear to be empty one litre mineral water bottles attached somehow to the engine via a narrow tube. I asked the driver just to go one way to the Russian market but he insisted he’d wait even though I didn’t know how long I would be there. He would only be sitting outside the FCC with no other work all day he said, and at least that guaranteed him the return trip. So for my £2 I had my personal driver dropping me off and waiting for as long as I wanted, and, bless him, warning me in his broken English to take care of my bag. It doesn’t seem right somehow all the hours of his time plus the cost of the tuk tuk and fuel for the same price as a glass of wine in the FCC. A few purchases later- cheap tops, but no bargaining here, I come back into town (the Russian market is a bit of a way from the centre). I then go to Wat Phnom Temple – the place where Phnom Penh began. One big and lots of smaller temples on the top of a hill. One temple was particularly popular and the Buddah’s were in for a huge meal – lots of full plates of food including a complete roast chicken – I thought it was the restaurant! There was a temple elephant at the bottom waiting to give rides the short way to the top but he was looking a little anxious to me, swaying from side to side and picking up his sugar cane stalks in his trunk and then throwing them away; I kept my distance. There were lots of birds in cages waiting to be to be freed for a fee – I wouldn’t do it anyway but especially when I realised that you had to actually hold said sparrow and let it go yourself. So back to my old friend, the FCC to pack the bags for the next adventure, and if you want to experience a little of a pink tuk tuk ride arriving back at the FCC, just click on the attached video.