Friday 31 December 2010

Ant's In His Pants... (26 -29 December 2010)

Ant in his Calvin's

After the excesses of Xmas Day, we decide to be a bit more active and adventurous and take a look around the island. It’s not that big, but you certainly get a workout. Everywhere is up hill and down dale with the roads all at high level and the beaches, (fairly obviously……) much lower down. The first beach we found was Lower Bay, down what felt like a vertical road, but worth the effort. A beautiful pale crecscent with the amazing turquoise sea lapping gently on the shore. A few yachts moored out in the bay gently bobbing away. There are a few little beach bars dotted along so we stop at the colourful Bee’s CafĂ© for a fruit juice (no rum added – honest!). But our sartorial planning had gone adrift, neither of us had brought cossies, but that has never stopped Ant, in he goes in his Calvin Klein’s….


The thought of the vertical hill back up defeated us both so we managed to hop in the back of an open backed jeep for a lift up. On we go down yet an even steeper, and very much rougher path to get to Princess Margaret Beach. It used to be called something else until she took a dip in there many moons ago and they renamed it in her honour. Only one bar there called Jack’s Bar, a really nice place. More pale sand and blue sea and even more yachts moored out there. It’s the next beach round from the town but still feels isolated as the only way in, and more importantly out, is the very steep path. We liked it there and will return in a few days. Ant’s Calvin’s made their second appearance of the day, not sure the Princess would have approved…. But we had jobs to do in Port Elizabeth so had to press onwards and upwards. Ant made a very good job of the hill with Gill lagging a little behind until a good Samaritan appeared in a four wheel golf buggy and gave her a lift to the top.




We then walk into the town, Port Elizabeth. A tiny town even by Caribbean standards but very pretty with wooden fronted house, a lovely little white and blue church and a few, and I do mean a few, shops. The supermarket was great, like an old fashioned grocer’s with an eclectic collection of merchandise from baked beans to paintbrushes. Two things were missing. The first was the sound of the “beep” as you pay. No modern technology here, it was all written out longhand before being added up. The second thing missing was anything resembling fresh food. The odd bit of frozen in the steamy freezer, but the rest was packets and tins. Not a vegetable or piece of fruit to be found.


But we wander past the ferry dock and find to our (and as it turned out, their) delight, the local Farmer’s Market type setup. Piles of motley fruit and veg were displayed on wooden tables. It was like Posh and Becks had arrived although we can understand that mistake… We were surrounded by interesting people proferring pineapples, carrots and various other items we didn’t recognize… But they were so charming we bought lots and at prices probably twice what even M&S would charge… Their change system was interesting too – they don’t have the $3 they need to give you so give you a grapefruit instead… can’t see that catching on in Tesco. The tomatoes were ok once you cut the black bits out but the pineapple was really sweet and the basil had a fabulous flavour. The lime juice we bought for our in villa rum punches is also a very painless way to up our Vitamin C levels…. No danger of scurvy here!



Another day we walk in the other direction, with yet more hills towards the airport on the South West corner of the island. Although “airport” is perhaps pushing it a bit…. The airstrip, which look remarkably short, is built out to sea and I can’t believe that is our way off the island in a few days… The walk took us along the coast through a more local part of the island through the tiny boat building and fishing area. The houses here are still lovely, in ice cream colours dotted about the hillside and everyone you walk past says hello. Lots of goats tethered along the way and fantastic views over to Mustique and other islands whose names we have yet to discover. We go past one of the great attractions of the island, the much vaunted “Bequia Whaling Museum” – it looked closed down thankfully. Although Bequia is allowed to take still take two whales a year as it is such a tradition, and the meat is divided amongst the islanders.


We’ve had some good meals too (but not whale….) down in the town at Frangipani, Mac’s Pizza and last night we went to Tantie Pearl’s, supposedly the best local food around. It was yet another almost vertical climb to get there, but at least this time we had four wheels propelling us and not our two legs. Sitting at the top of the hill and built into it, it was really “dining on the edge”. Plastic tables and chairs with Philip Starck table and chair prices, we dined on shrimp and lamb. Fab view over Admiralty Bay which is heaving with yachts, but not sure the food lived up to its billing of the best around. The rum punches were pretty good though….

Dinner at Tantie Pearl's


For this special Christmas 2010 edition of HELLO! we are lucky enough to catch up with Gill and Ant at their Caribbean hideaway in Bequia.


Q: Where is Bequia exactly?
A: Well hidden in the Leeward Islands deep in the Caribbean darling, a perfect little jewel but so close to ghetto Mustique you can hear the trash rattle as those nasty Royals and Z listers wear their bling. Only A listers here in Bequia sweetie.



Q: How did you hear about Bequia?

A: A charming urbane friend scouted it out a few years back.



Q: How did you get onto the island?

A: You have to really love Bequia to make the effort to get here. We came by a teeny weeny plane and a ferry that was just unbelievable darling! We plan to leave by private plane. It’s the only way sweetie, torture!



Q: So Gill, how do you keep looking so young and gorgeous in this climate?

A: The secret of eternal youth is hidden in rum punches, I can never have enough of them.


Q: What do you most miss about home Gill?
A: The wifi is a bit iffy so I missed Victoria Beckham's new bag launch on net a porter. Will just have to call her. And the local boutiques all talk about “local colour” which is just so last millennium, the actual as well as virtual shopping is a real nightmare.

Q: Ant, turkey or lobster on Xmas Day.A: Simple, both especially Xmas Day. We had a rather decadent breakfast to start the day, cooked by the in house chef. Rather good view too as we ate it and looked towards Mustique. We could almost hear the vulgar popping of vintage Krug bottles by all those nasty hedge funders and big bonus bankers. Or should that be spelled with a “W”……? Then down the villa garden to the beach for lunch where we had a very abstemious chicken (well almost turkey….) Caesar salad at the local hostelry, the Bequia Beach Hotel. Washed down of course by a few rum punches. Back to the villa for a rest and to hand our laundry over to the in house laundress. Then Xmas evening we pop back down the beach again for a lobster feast and a rather good bottle of wine.


Q: We heard that some islanders entertained you last night.
A: Yes, a cornucopia of charming musical locals have been on hand, although Ant would rather stick needles in his eyes than listen to steel bands.


Q: Did you see the Queen’s Christmas broadcast?
A: No, but she follows us on twitter, facebook and of course reads our blogs.

Q: Do you intend to visit Mustique?
A: Yes, but Gill’s going nowhere near a scalding bath. But Ant may channel Roddy for his allotment.


Q: Do you find it difficult to communicate with the outside world?
A: Satellite dear, and we Skype each other if we get lost in the villa.

Q: Have you seen any famous people?
A: No, but they must have seen us.


Q: How do you manage to keep your trim figures with all this tropical gorgeousness around?
The in villa chef

The in villa chef's Xmas breakfast creation
A: Walking from bed to balcony certainly helps darling and we have a marvellous breakfast chef who rustles up such exquisite delectations. Strangely, he looks remarkably like Ant. And we always say, lobster and champagne are so low fat.
Q: How do you keep your couture so pristine?
The in villa cleaner/laundress
A: No problem, in house laundry darling, it’s the only way. And strangely, the laundress looks remarkably like Gill.

Q: What made you want to open up your villa to the HELLO! readers?
A: Christmas is all about sharing darling, we feel that if we can shine a little light into those tiny drab living rooms in England, then we will do everything we can to help.

Q: How are you travelling around the island?
A: We have a little man named Alvin who is our beck and call boy. However, we have recently taken to jumping into the back of passing open backed buses, and playing at being poor, fab fab fab.


Q: Describe a typical day at Friendship Villa
A: We are early risers dear, never too early for breakfast. Technology plays a large part in our wifi, hifi life. Phones, iPads, laptops, GPS camera and Kindle are putting strain on St. Vincent's broadband resources. The only thing we don't have is our rabbits.
Mornings are for swimming and lounging. Nibbling on liquorice allsorts is our guilty secret and only vice. Lunch at the little local beach bar at South of France prices. So pleasant to find an island that is almost free of nasty cruise passengers. (readers, they both squirmed at the very mention) Afternoons are for beauty sleeps and gazing at our gorgeous view.
Dinners are either eaten locally, lobster to die for, or we head into town and see what we can find. Dining overlooking Admiralty Bay and its yachts is just fabulous..


Anthony taking care of his important daily correspondence


Q: What are your favourite spots on the island?
A: Here at Friendship Bay is idyllic, but we love tiny little Port Elizabeth and of course the nightlife, along the Belmont walkway. Must be the only catwalk where you have to dodge the waves as you sashay along.

Q: What do you do for spa services?
A: Our bodies and skin is so toned that a daily swim and a barefoot walk along the beach is the only scrubbing we need. And let me give all your readers a little secret, mozzie spray is the new Creme de la Mer.






We would like to thank both Ant and Gill for giving their time at this special time of year to talk to us at HELLO! The huge fees we paid them for this interview have been donated to their favourite charity, the newly formed “Rum Punch Foundation”.  Donations can be made direct into either of their bank accounts.  Please contact them via this blog if you wish to donate.





Monday 27 December 2010

Bequia Beckons (24 December 2010)


An adventure in travel today as we make our way all of 60 miles from Grenada to Bequia to spend Xmas and New Year. It took us all day. We start at Grenada airport where LIAT live up to their name of “leave island any time” and are almost an hour late - given this is a 25 minute flight, this delay seems quite big. And shopping in Grenada airport is hardly LHR T5! But as you would expect we did manage to shop - for alcohol of course. We had already secreted a litre of rum - the remains of each of our litres brought in Tobago - we were quite proud of that, only getting through half a litre each in nine days - in Ant's suitcase, so shopped for four bottles of wine at duty free. Arriving at Kingstown airport at St Vincent was refreshing - a tiny shed packed with cardboard boxes and extremely welcoming immigration officers, but sadly no rum punch this time. We have to make our way to the port to catch the ferry to Bequia, which frustratingly we had flown over on the way. But before that we had to go shopping - again, but this time for more mundane products - food. We knew where we were going wasn't flush with little eateries and had already asked for the villa to be "provisioned" with the basics, diet coke, water, orange juice and limes - anything that could be mixed with rum, but still nedded a few basics. So Gill waited at the shed of an airport with the bags whilst poor Ant went off to the local supermarket to shop - exactly what he came away to avoid.... He queued with people exactly the same as at home buying turkeys and all the trimmings, except for no sprouts. Fresh food is really hard to come by. As everything is imported and expensive, but we were now the proud possesors of frozen sausages and bacon, muesli and jam. I am now suggesting Ant fronts the new campaign "Ant goes to Iceland"....

Ant goes to Iceland


So as we traipse across to the port we looked like a couple of gypsies festooned with two big suitcases, two backpacks, one handbag, two cardboard duty free wine carriers and two plastic carrier bags of assorted food. What a stylish way to arrive in Bequia... The ferry goes from an area served by the big cruise ships and has two areas. The swish one with security guards and duty free shops, and ours with the cafe serving "souse with either cattleskin (leather stew perhaps), pig’s foot or cow foot". We were starving but made do with a drink from the bar..... We make our way to the ferry, the Rust Bucket 3, no sorry, the Bequia Express 3 and make the one hour crossing to our home for Xmas.
The Rustbucket 3


Travelling light - not!




We arrive at the villa which is lovely, light, airy, clean and new with two bedrooms with big fourposters, two bathrooms, a big living kitchen dining area and a huge balcony with wooden sun loungers looking out over the Caribbean with Mustique in the distance and the beach at the end of the garden. Xmas Eve was a starlit night and we went cosmic identifying Sirius, the Star of Bethlehem with the help of the iPad app, Star Walk. Santa appeared racing across the sky as we star spotted - on the app of course, we really hadn't had that much rum......

Xmas breakfast

Ant chanelling David Beckham.....

A villa with a view....

Return of the Heroes (23 December 2010)


The wanderers return
Today the two heroes, new captains of the seas - well fully qualified day skippers at least ...... return triumphant and successful after passing the Day Skipper RYA course.



Ant hadn’t even showered or brushed his teeth for a week, and so that was his first port of call. Celebrations at the beach bar consisting of several rum punches necessitated a little afternoon nod before poor Keith had to be off to catch his Virgin flight back home. Suitably refreshed, we brave a local bus out to de Big Fish, a great little bar/restaurant in Prickly Bay where there was a fab quartet playing reggae meets Xmas. Quite a yachtie hangout and instead of a car park, there is a dinghy park where all the yacht tenders berth before taking their owners back on board. Ant felt quite at home! But he had sadly given his yacht back that morning so we asked the girl to call a taxi. In Grenada we discover friends are friends.... So her friend "dry bones" rocks up in his old car worthy of the Dukes of Hazard, with the extra hazard of great plumes of exhaust and no insurance to taxi us back to the hotel. A nice guy and we made it.

Any excuse for a celebration.....


Tomorrow we say goodbye to Grenada and have enjoyed it. It has a much less "edgy" vibe than Tobago, and whilst you are always careful, it had a much more safe and peaceful feel, and the people were much more welcoming. Don't know if that's a result of their being slightly more affluent, but whatever it was, it was welcome.

The Tale of Two Ancient (middle aged....) Mariners (16 - 23 December 2010)







This be the tale of two intrepid mariners who set sail in the Caribbean in search of gold (aka RYA day skipper qualifications).



The yarn starts at the dockside of St. Georges harbour in the ancient seagoing nation of Grenada, a pleasant afternoon did not hint at the efforts to come. Midshipman Where The Fuck Are We (Midshipman WTFAW) and Cabinboy Deckant presented themselves at the dock and were taken aboard to meet Captain Hook No Fish and his trusty vessel Chao Lay. Oh yes, she was a fine lass, broad of beam and with classy lines, we liked the cut of her jib, a trusty sea gipsy if ever I did see one.

This was to be our abode for the next 7 days, days that would separate the men from the buoys. Well I should hope so, this isn't a catholic country is it?

This was never going to be a case of “water, water everywhere nor any rum to drink”, as Cabinboy Deckant had come well supplied and was taught how to mix a manly punch by Captain, one sour, two sweet, three strong, four weak. Cheers me hearties.

Grand Anse Bay, Point Saline, True Blue and Mt Hartman Bays all saw action over the first few days, men overboard drills, tacking and gybing under the watchful eye of Captain Hook No Fish, reefs were spotted and avoided - just, in fair winds and foul, we hoisted headsails and mains, swung the boom and narrowly avoid walking the plank. Captain was unhappy with us - our pilotage stank, we didn't know our cardinals from our diver down below marks, or our collision avoidance rules if they slapped us astern. And when it came to even knowing where we were, Midshipman WTFAW was as lost as a tuna off Captain Hook No Fish's hook.

Worse was to come, Captain worked us hard, after a days of exacting and draining manoeuvres, we turned north west and left the calm, familiar waters behind and sailed through the dark night to islands anew. The black leeward side of Grenada was a brooding hulk as we moved northwards, the darkness obliterating the inky waves on our bow, twas a hairy passage to be sure, to be sure.

After a tough journey Tyrrel Bay was unwelcoming, northerly swells to numb the heart. In the darkness we turned Chao Lay around and headed out to sea again to find a calmer mooring. The Sisters, western cardinals, winking nine times was an eerie sight. We took safe refuge on Sandy Island and fell quickly to our berths, deep below in Chao Lay's boiling hot heart. My berth was such a sauna that I set off the fire alarms a few times.

Keith aka WTFAW at the helm - dangerous......

the one that dodn't get away...



The morning was fine and fair, Sandy Island was a white stripe in an azure sea, even ‘The Sisters’ winks were friendlier. Bathing meant a jump into the sea each morning to wash away yesterday’s salt and get a new layer to turn our skin to leather as the week passed. Our proficiency was also definitely improving by now as we were able to pee downwind off the back of the boat without backlash.
However, Midshipman WTFAW’s troubles were just starting, disappearing down the hatch to check his charts every few minutes, he looked to all the world like a meercat looking out for dangers, except Midshipman WTFAW had no idea where to look (sorry Keith).


Were the charts upside down, did latitude run left to right, port to bow, or up and down? Did true bearings have to have variation added or taken away to get magnetic, what of deviation for our lady’s metal bits? Did back bearings remain back bearings if they were off our bow? So much to take in, then there were reefs to avoid, islands to spot, which one is that one, and which one that, was I Carriacou, or Union, Palm Island or Mayreau, was that still Grenada, then? Oh dear, ‘ twas a muddle.

Everyday Captain Hook No Fish let off lines off the stern, with fishy tales of 20 kilo tuna and barracuda to take your hand off, we looked forward to eating well each night, sadly most days our hooks were unlucky and it was chicken and pasta again. To be fair on one run, the good lord must have been smiling at Cabinboy Deckant’s skeletal state and sent us a baby tuna and a barracuda, we dined likes kings at the captains table, we didn't mention the ones that got away tonight.



Cabinboy Decant at the helm - safer......


Mayreau came and went and the dangers of Tobago Cays were soon upon us, Cabinboy Deckant got to grasp with transits and clearing bearings, as we sailed our way through the jaws of hungry reefs to the calm blue waters of Tobago Cays and dropped anchor into the clear blue depths. Turtles were swimming around the boat, could we have that to eat asked Deckant? Sadly not, that too got away.

Forced off board we left trusty Chao Lay to the horrors of an inflatable dinghy that refused to let Deckant steer it, was left right or right left on this tiller, it never did tell him. Snorkeling brought the wonders of the reef to life, Captain Hook No Fish led the way but we caught nothing!

That dark night strangers came on board, some old contacts of captains from ancient years, dangerous men they were, with tales of earlier courses and the horrors of RYA yachtmaster examinations. Bloody and horrible they sounded.
But they sounded nothing like Captains accordion, oh no we would cry as every evening he tried to torture our ears with carols and sea shanties on his old accordion, as if we weren't in enough pain, Deckant took to the rum, at least that was his excuse. And finally de Captain put his accordion away and shut his cabin door. We were left to gaze at the stars and wonder what tomorrow had in store.

The trusted blackberry with it's Facebook and Twitter updates providing a steady supply of supportive messages from loved ones across the oceans. ‘Nautical but nice’ read one message which provided a boost.

At Petit Martinique we went ashore it had been days since we’d touched dry land, Palm Beach restaurant provided some welcome rations of cocktails and coconut shrimps, eaten on the sands above the spring high water mark, which was well above chart datum. We knew it was springs as it was full moon, in fact a very special full moon, a lunar eclipse no less and on the winter solstice too, the last time that occurred, the Mary Rose was afloat and Chao Lay was a twinkle in Neptune’s eye. At 4am the sky was clear and the moon full and then slowly as shadow crossed its face, it was us, I tried to make a rabbit but it didn't show. The moon was red and bright in the night sky, a sight to behold indeed. I lapsed into a cosmic phase for a while as I pondered life, the universe and how to drop anchor, but thoughts soon turned to breakfast of bacon, sausage and eggs.

At dawn it was as if nothing untoward had happened, had nobody else seen the moon turn red? Messages from land lubbers in Grenada and London confirmed that I wasn’t dreaming.
 
Many islands, passages and reefs away lay Carriacou, a morning’s sailing away and with Midshipman WTFAW in charge we didn't get lost or shipwrecked! It was time to go ashore for provisions, in the quaint one street town of Hillsborough. The tender came out again Deckant was happy to lower and raise it out of the water on the winches but he left the bucking bronco to others to steer.

Visits to the bakery, roti shop, rum shack and market for cassava ensued, this sure was a small place, Captain knew the ladies who drove the bus, and we took a trip across the island to Tyrell Bay, which looked a lot more welcoming in the day time, with its string of rum shacks. The local folk were very friendly, they didn't have to do the rya course and could be relaxed!! Turns out that many are from London town and have retired here, to the sunshine and blue seas, it is certainly a long way from the snowy slums of Mayfair.

We were becoming better sailors, and the big challenge was to come, a 35 mile passage back to southern Grenada, this time windward of the big island with its unchartered waters and reefs. Deckant kept Tantes and Sugarloaf to starboard, skirted a reef inside Green Island, then his tidal vectors went astray and whilst he kept Black Rock to his port, his leeway calculations left a little to be desired, nevertheless he found Grenville reef and its 8m depth contour, resulting in high fives with Midshipman WTFAW and waited for Captain Hook No Fish to pull in the promised haul. Bare, bare lines once more. We sailed on empty handed dreaming of kingfish and ocean grouper.

Keeping St. David's two cables to starboard, bearings were sought and found for The Porpoises, nasty and dangerous unmarked little fuckers and Prickly Point came into view, a welcome relief after what seemed like a major ocean passage, we had survived and triumphed.

Captain Hook No Fish had done his job well and turned unlikely Midshipman WTFAW and Cabinboy Deckant into day skippers, we had indeed returned with gold and treasured memories. To celebrate we went ashore to a local bawdy tavern called 'de Big Fish' and dined like kings on chicken, Captain Hook No Fish living up to his name right to the end.


With huge thanks to Alex starring as Captain Hook No Fish, and Keith starring as Midshipman Where The Fuck Are We. May we all sail together again and relive this happy journey of exploring and learning. Land ahoy me hearties.






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Wednesday 22 December 2010

The Sky At Night (20 December 2010)

Another sunny day here, bit of rain during the night but clear blue skies this morning. We have a few "titties" (sorry, Trinidad &Tobago dollars, but you know childish humour and alcohol are the mainstays of this blog......) to change back but even at the Trinidad and Tobago Bank here in Grenada, they are worthless and can't be changed. We are about 60 miles from there and no bank will take them even though they were freely (well, by providing sterling and a commission fee.....) doled out at Gatwick. Looks like the charity box at the airport will be a benificiary and it is Xmas after all.


I go and find the little restaurant run by the people I met here last time and while away a couple of hours catching up with their news and chatting to a couple of yachtie's. One guy, a 69 year old Brit lives here on his catamaran moored out at sea (moorings on land are expensive), not sure that's for me.....



I was then up at 4am to witness the lunar eclipe, a real show from nature surrounded by skies full of sparkling stars. Even though I am just outside the little main town here, there is very little light pollution so it was a spectacular sight. The moon glowed red as it was shadowed by the earth and I really wished I had one of those jazzy cameras that take good shots of everything. The fact that mine does not is witnessed by my attached snap, the best of the bunch and somewhat improved (sic) by the iPad photoshop app! The last time the lunar eclipse fell on the same day as the winter solstice (which it did this year) was back in 1638 – amazing! Charles I was on the throne and the civil unrest and riots that were to culminate in the first English civil war were just beginning. Let's hope the same pattern doesn't emerge this time round...... Cameron take note.  But people then would have been amazed at the technology we now employ - I'm actually pretty amazed myself.  Whilst this lunar eclipse was going on Ant and I (and bear in mind, he is moored somewhere in the Caribbean Sea) were communicating instantly via Facebook...


On a more positive note, we are now past the winter solstice and the days are starting to get longer in the run up to Spring and Summer!

The Search for Sunday Lunch (19 December 2010)

Ant has been off on his sailing course for a few days now and I have been taking the time to catch up on the "domestics" - checking bank accounts, trying to (unsuccessfully so far....) book some ferries, book a few places to stay, uploading the blog - and of course catching up on some reading. So far the iPad has been great for this as has Kent Library Service which allows me to download books, good to know I am getting some value from the extortionate council tax I still have to pay even when away. The only thing missing from this little home from home setup is I can't get my Slingbox to work here (or in Tobago). It's frustating as it was working perfectly before I left, perhaps it's just the low wifi signal here. But have missed X Factor final, Strictly final and tonight's Apprentice final. And however hard you try there's no way of avoiding seeing the winner. But if somewhere I stay in the future has a better signal I can have a reality tv fest as I assume they are still safely recorded on my Sky+ box.



Today is Sunday and for some reason I fancied a good Sunday dinner. I thought I knew just the place. The people who ran the restaurant at the hotel I stayed at last time served good Brit food and they have moved to a place not far from the hotel. What I didn't bank on was the fact that nothing here is open on Sunday. The hotel is like a ghost town anyway with very few rooms taken, and those that are, I understand from overheard conversations at breakfast, are people who are stuck here because the snow at home has cancelled their flights. But outside the hotel was like a ghost town too - very little traffic and the shops and restaurants closed. I did manage to find the supermarket at the Spiceland Mall open for emergency supplies...... The beach has been really quiet too, but today that was a lot busier with local families enjoying it on this, their day of rest. Oh well, perhaps I can go for a Cottage Pie tomorrow......but the Gill restaurant for your local bugs is stll open even on a Sunday. Don't know what on earth they are but they are eating well. Don't think they're mozzies and am not getting bitten in the evening, but even covered in horrible spray all day one or two seem to get through......  Even though the proper shops are closed, there is still shopping to be had. The odd person sidles up to you and offers you "smoke", but so far in Grenada I have not yet been offered "comfort" as I was in Tobago (work it out....). Think I was always more of a Lenor girl myself......

Friday 17 December 2010

Who Said The Rainy Season Was On Its Way Out?(16 December 2010)


We were hopeful of dry weather after yesterday in Tobago where it rained all day. We wake up to beautiful sunshine and a decent breakfast overlooking the beach until we settle at the pool for a lazy day before Ant goes off for his week's sailing course tomorrow. But the heavens have just opened and I mean fully opened. We have a full on storm with wind, thunder, driving rain, flooded gardens and the pools ready to overflow. But we find a little covered area with sofas and wifi, conveniently near the bar to wait out the weather. And at 11am it really isn't too early for a consoling cocktail is it?


The rain finally lets up early afternoon so we take a walk outside Grand Anse beach and find a little bakery for lunch, and then of course an obligatory drink at a beach bar on the way back. Ant has to pack up as he is off onto his yacht tonight for a weeks’ hard sailing and learning on his sailing course. Let’s hope all the studying pays off!


We drop his stuff off on the surprisingly large yacht – 42 ft – and have a good meal at the Nutmeg in town, on the water’s edge. Grenada has a very different feel to Tobago, livelier and more commercial and people who see customer service in a better way….and the rum punches are even tastier with the littled added Spice Island nutmeg they add...

If Only Heathrow Could be like this! (15 December 2010)

We knew it hadn't been that sunny in Tobago, but even we were surprised by the number of really pale and pasty faces who were assembled in Tobago airport waiting to board a Monarch flight home to Gatwick. After two weeks here they all looked like they hadn't seen the sun for weeks. But it was only as they crowded towards the gate clutching their transit passes that we realised most were waiting to re board for the onward flight to Grenada having spent the last few hours getting here from cold and icy blighty!  There is hope for good weather after all!
LIAT did a good job by getting us into Grenada on time, a short 25 minute flight with about 50 seats. And Greneda was dry in the weather sense at least. As we walked across the tarmac and into the arrivals area we were offered a rather strong and very tasty rum punch - forget your Hawaiin floral lei's, the rum was very welcome! Quite a novel experience for us both to be standing before the immigration officer sipping a delicious cocktail as he scrutinises our passports!


We arrive at the Grenada Grand Beach Hotel, all the reviews said it was "slightly tired" - that euphenism for "going down the tubes", but especially for the bargain price we paid, it's a lot better than expected. Set in 20 acres of prime beachfront on Grand Anse Beach, we sit at the beach bar area looking at the night sky and enjoy a Caesar salad, cocktails and wine, treats we had forgotten existed after the limited choice of goat or chicken in Tobago. The walk back to our rooms was fragranced with frangipani, all very tropical....

One additional surprise is that Ant discovered that he stayed at this hotel before in 1993,whilst on a weeks respite trip from Poland with Kev. Happy memories. The bedrooms and towels haven't changed!

Limin' in Da Room (14 - 15 December 2010)





We have got so good at "limin'", the beach is so quiet and nice, the sun is shining, so we spend the day chillin' out at the beach and on the big balcony to Ant's room. Lunch cooked by the grumpiest person in the world at the cafe downstairs, but the best fried chicken ever - the secret is all in the spices and herbs, including Caribbean thyme. No wonder she came second in a recent Tobago cooking competition with it. One of our jobs on such a quiet day was to book ferries all the way up the Leeward Island chain so we could stop off as and when we wanted. Slight problem, we find there are big gaps in the ferry schedules with no ferries between some of the islands - result, it looks like we go to the top tier of LIAT's frequent flyer scheme..... Their punctuality record is a bit low, it's said that LIAT stands for "leave island any time".....


We take the first of these tonight to Grenada so are whiling away the morning in the rain (a large cloud over Tobago with clear skies everywhere else in the Caribbean- looks like it is time to move on!)




Dinner at Marguarite's again last night and our protein of choice was goat, tasted very good. And we make a new cocktail which we have named the Castara Cocktail. Essentially made from what was available in a non licensed restaurant. Orange juice (well Minute Maid, a sort of squash), lemon and lime bitters and a generous splash of "special water". Special water being our illicit rum smuggled into said non licensed restaurant disguised in a water bottle. It is to be recommended.......

Two Pigeon Fanciers Go To Scarborough (13 December 2010)



No, we haven't been transported into Corrie's 50th anniversary celebrations, we have just left behind our beautiful beach to explore a little more of the island and head our trusty little jeep over the hills to visit Scarborough, the capital. We had been promised a decent coffee and a croissant at the Italian cafe, Ciao's and it didn't disappoint. Scarborough, the port of the island is a ramshackle place hanging on for dear life up a steep hill. The huge ferry to Trinidad was just leaving and thank goodness it wasn't a cruise ship day, as we have no idea where all the people would go. Shopping was a disappointment, but Ant did manage to buy the length of rope he needed to learn his knots before his sailing course starts in a couple of days time. Last minute as usual! Gill was impressive with it and was able to show off a reef knot retained in memory from Brownie days. We finished our shopping, resisting the fabulous fashion (not) of the local ateliers, but we sadly didn't manage to stop at the "The Jesus Christ Makes The Difference" supermarket where perhaps you can get cut price confessions - we just went to Pennysave like everyone else and got cut price fruit punch!



Then we go on to see the archetypal view of Tobago, Pigeon Point, you've not been here unless you have your pic taken on the little covered jetty. Pigeon Point is a perfect little Caribbean beach set in an old estate with white sand and turquoise sea and a few little bars and restaurants. And even though there are no drink driving laws here, we decide to be hit with the sensible stick and forgo the rum cocktail.... Makes a change I hear you cry...